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Monday, March 13, 2006

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Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift that is why we call it the present!

be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart. for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

You're Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you're becoming more like me everyday!

Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where the fuck is my roof?

1. Each of us represents a star in heaven. Sometimes we shine with the rest, sometimes we twinkle alone and sometimes when we least know it we make someone's wish come true.

2. Life is a song we play each day. Every mistake we make puts the song out of tune but keep on playing, one day every note will sound right & become your melody.

3. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, & be what you want to be, because you
have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want.

4. When life gets stormy, remember to anchor deep, say a prayer and hold on don't be surprised if someone walks across the water to give you a helping hand.

5. In life, don't think how much pain you went through, but the lessons it taught you! Not how much you cried, but how much you smiled! Not how much you where hurt, but how you where LOVED..

6. "A kiss can say: I miss you, I'll be thinking of you, you're special, best of all, it can soothe a heart, calm a fear or cheer you when you're blue..

7. The face can speak of a thousand emotions but it can easily mask what the heart truly feels. Don't be fooled. for the happiest face may be masking the most hurting heart.

8. Don't take for granted every person close to your heart, coz you might wake up 1 day and realize that you've lost a diamond because you were too busy collecting stones.

9. Life isn't always the way we want it to be. What matters is we live with good intentions and provide happiness for others.

10. Life is a 1-way street. No matter how many detours u take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life's every moment as none of them will happen the same way again.

11. Every morning is a wonderful day to begin building tomorrow's life. Just make use of your day to grow like the sunrise and humble yourself like the sunset.

12. Enjoy the "little" things in life- Friendship, Family, Loving and being Loved; for one day you may look back and discover they were the "big" things after all.

13. Its always easy to think about love, to talk about love, to wish about love...but its not always easy to recognize love even if we already hold it on our hands..

14. Sleep tight, sleep bright, sleep silently in the night! Here's your kiss(mwaah!) here's your hug (hmmm..) here's your cute little angel (ahem) saying goodnight (Receipient's name)..

14. Sleep tight, sleep bright, sleep silently in the night! Here's your kiss(mwaah!) here's your hug (hmmm..) here's your cute little angel (ahem) saying goodnight (Receipient's name)..

15. Love, like a passing breeze, its something you never see coming. You could never touch nor stop it, you can only feel it move.. how you reveal in its passing is up to you..

16. As you OPEN your eyes, remember that angels have watched you all night. Now its my turn to blow you a kiss and hug you so tight. Hope it lasts till the end of light!

17. When you feel that nobody loves you.. that nobody cares.. when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you..... Then you are the WEAKEST LINK! GOODBYE!

18. Disappointments are like road humps. They slow you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards. Don't stay on the humps too long .. MOVE ON!

19. Dreams touch your heart and your heart and soul, it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream as you close your eyes this time.

20. In Life, don't think how much pain you went through but the lessons it taught you not how much you cried but how much you smiled not how much you we're hurt but how much you we're loved.

Friendship

1. I've got no fancy quotes to share, no funny jokes to tell, no cute graphics to send.. but I have lots of love to give.. I CARE FOR YOU!

2. Everyday I ask d Lord why do I have a friend like you. Last night I had a dream. The Lord answered my prayer with four simple words, "You deserved the best."

3. I'm texting you for no reason coz there are unexplainable things in life that are better shown & said, coz life is to short too keep yourself from others, this is my way of saying I care!

4. I'm not afraid of ghosts, im not afraid of disasters & I have no fear in death. But there's one thing I'm really afraid of..it's the time when we stop being friends..

5. When you came to be my friend I told myself that you're lucky. But you know what? I'm even luckier coz everyone can have ME but not everyone gets to have YOU!

6. Friendship is a kind of love, more than endless more than true. no matter how busy they are,expect your friend to keep in touch w/you, like I do!

7. The shores will never meet, but they share the same sands, the moon and the stars will never
be as one, but they paint the same sky, friends may not meet often but they never stop caring!

Text Messages

These are some of my collections for inspiring and wacky text messages....

MSG:- 1
4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

MSG:- 2
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!

A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE. 'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART

"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."

A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart

Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.

Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!

I opened my purse and found it empty.i reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins then i searched my heart and found u!dats wen i realised how rich i am

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever

A smile is a curve that can Straighten out a lot of things.